PREEMPT THE INEVITABLE!
THE LAST MÉNAGE PROMOTION CAN END AT ANY TIME and ITS PRICES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
Due to FREQUENT & ABRUPT FLUCTUATIONS in the cost of manufacturing, building materials and transit — we have developed a prototype for dynamic pricing and though we dread its implementation, if we’re jerked around much longer — we’ll do whatever’s necessary to keep The Last Ménage coming! ORDER NOW! and PROMOTE OUR BRAND!